I rushed out of work at 5pm
Plopped my ass in my car again
Welcome to the land of laziness,
hey, gotta get my rest in.
Started up the car
headed home for my free time
Look at the street and I see a really bad sign.
Traffic looks so crazy
Everybody's in my way, see?
My blood is boilin' and I'm feeling kinda home sick
Too much traffic and I'm real pissed
That's when the car ahead, it started slowing down
and its damned brake lights were on
and its damned brake lights were on
and its damned brake lights were on
CHORUS:
So I flipped the bird up
I'm honking my horn
Yellin' "Get out of my fuckin' way!"
Shakin' my fist like: Die!
Movin' my lips like: Die!
And I kept the bird up
still honking my horn
Yellin' "Get out of my fuckin' way!"
Yeah, there's some morons on the interstate.
Yeah, there's some morons on the interstate.
Get to the left, to the fastest lane
Everybody's looking at me now
Like, "Who's that dick, that's pissed as shit?
I'd better let him get around."
So hard with these cars all around me.
I notice that there is a cop right near me.
And all I see is traffic
I guess I'm gettin' kinda spastic
My engine's heating and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much traffic and I'm real pissed
That's when the car ahead, it started slowing down
and its damned brake lights were on
and its damned brake lights were on
and its damned brake lights were on
CHORUS:
So I flipped the bird up
I'm honking my horn
Yellin' "Get out of my fuckin' way!"
Shakin' my fist like: Die!
Movin' my lips like: Die!
And I kept the bird up
still honking my horn
Yellin' "Get out of my fuckin' way!"
Yeah, there's some morons on the interstate.
Yeah, there's some morons on the interstate.
Feel like starting up a fight (up a fight)
kickin' someone's ass tonight (ass tonight)
Why's this happen every time? (every time)
Some asshole cuts me off and I see brakelights.
CHORUS:
So I flipped the bird up
I'm honking my horn
Yellin' "Get out of my fuckin' way!"
Shakin' my fist like: Die!
Movin' my lips like: Die!
And I kept the bird up
still honking my horn
Yellin' "Get out of my fuckin' way!"
Yeah, there's some morons on the interstate.
Yeah, there's some morons on the interstate.
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I rushed out of work at 5pm
Plopped my ass in my car again
Welcome to the land of lazyness,
hey, gotta get my rest in.
Started up the car
headed home for my free time
Look at the street and I see a really bad sign.
Traffic looks so crazy
Everybody's in my way, s (Read More)
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